http://www.EDGEonthenet.com Your life... with an EDGE. en-us 2013 EDGE PUBLICATIONS, INC. editor@edgepublications.com (Managing Editor) webmaster@edgepublications.com (Webmaster) Sun, 19 May 2013 07:14:46 -0400 http://www.EDGEonthenet.com/rss Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgender/The Dating Diet http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?144727 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=144727 Can someone tell me the name of the guy my friend Pete is dating? I want to find him on Facebook, but Pete won't give me any leads. He thinks I'll go blabbing about it in my column. He's like, "I don't want the country knowing what I put in my butt." Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?143632 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=143632 Can someone tell me what happened to Facebook? I remember when my friends would get drunk and post unflattering pictures. Now everyone is mature and talking about babies and crockpots and anti-aging creams and going to bed early on school nights. Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?142558 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=142558 "We need to stop at the Sugar Shop," I tell Greg. Meeting in Vegas for the weekend we're ready for a night of dancing and debauchery when he reveals that he's been having a hard time nailing his hotel roommate. Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?141686 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=141686 I once had a prominent politician say I was more of a publicity whore than a journalist. I was insulted, taking offense at the superfluous word 'publicity' until I found myself drunk scribbling 'Anthony Paull gives good head' on the bathroom wall. Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?140384 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=140384 I started doing away with New Year resolutions in my twenties when I began to realize that nobody gives a shit what I resolve. Mon, 07 Jan 2013 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?138783 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=138783 I'm an awful friend because I'm not in support of Doug and his less-than-sexy fling with a doctor even though it's not technically a fling. Wed, 07 Nov 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?138017 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=138017 I can't say why I'm reading -openbracket-bold-closebracket-"Fifty Shades of Grey."-openbracket-/bold-closebracket- What I discover is I need a steely vagina and a man willing to beat me into submission. Tue, 16 Oct 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?136831 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=136831 There's a time in every adult man's life when he realizes he's no longer a kid. For me, it occurred while hanging out at a theme park without a kid of my own, right when I realized I looked like a pedophile. Mon, 10 Sep 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?135883 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=135883 "I can't believe it. He's pissed off because I used to eat Chick-Fil-A. My mom's pissed because I eat meat in general, and my dad's pissed because I eat penis. What am I supposed to eat?" Wed, 08 Aug 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?134925 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=134925 I'm not sure what to do with my girl Jackie. Her boyfriend recently taught her what it's like to go anal, and now she's convinced that she should have been born a gay man. Mon, 09 Jul 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?133845 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=133845 My father's new thing is he has absolutely no boundaries. I don't know when we've come to this point in our relationship but I believe it started somewhere around the time he hit 65 and stopped giving a shit. Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?132686 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=132686 I guess one could say I have a love/hate relationship with social media. I want to shoot my load all over it but don't want to stick around to see the ugly afterbirth. Fri, 04 May 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?131570 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=131570 My god Becky! The new 'IT' boy in the neighborhood is a serial rapist. He's the hottest thing since those hideous lawn globes. Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?130770 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=130770 My friend Josh has a dilemma. Single for two years, he's graduated from making love to kitchen utensils. It won't do anymore. Fri, 09 Mar 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?129562 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=129562 I try to see the best in people. Like my friend Carey, who would have guessed him to be so crafty with a skinning knife? Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?128434 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=128434 Did I miss the memo? Since when is it all right to solicit someone for sex in the middle of the day without offering food or money? Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?127591 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=127591 It's a whirlwind, growing up. I can't get the hang of it. I'm on tour with a new book but I don't know how I got here. I say aloud, I have to earn my stripes. But am I ready for scars too? Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?126416 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=126416 My column is late, my love life is on hold, BUT I'm going to live really long. I just have to eat like a goat and designate the toilet as my new bed. Thu, 03 Nov 2011 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?125302 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=125302 For the sake of keeping things fresh, I'm taking on a thrilling, new mysterious role in my relationship by keeping my boyfriend guessing about my exact location at any given time. The problem is the plan keeps backfiring. Mon, 03 Oct 2011 00:00:00 EST http://www.edgeedgeonthenet.com/?124118 http://www.edgeonthenet.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=thedatingdiet&sc2=4&sc3=&id=124118 Yes, being a writer is glamorous and interesting, but sometimes I feel like I've written myself in a role I can't fulfill. I ask myself, how did I become a dating expert? Fri, 02 Sep 2011 00:00:00 EST